Let me guess: you ended up here because you have a question for me that's tickling your brain. Thank you for your curiosity and welcome to my FAQ page.
I've gathered here as many frequent questions as I could think of, SO PRETTY PLEASE, before reaching out take a look below, maybe your answer is already sitting there, alone and sad, eagerly waiting to fulfill its purpose and be read by your beautiful, shiny eyes.
You'll have my eternal gratitude if you do so, as it checks one extra task off my endless to-do list.
If it's not there, feel free to reach out.
I'm not always the fastest at getting back to emails, but I promise I always answer.
Magical and well-answered FAQ
DO YOU TAKE COMMISSIONS?
I am currently very much open to commercial commissions.
I have a sweet, sweet spot for bands and books, so I’d particularly LOVE to work on those kinds of projects.
Reach out via email or the contact form below with your timeline and budget and as many details as you can. I love them.
The earlier you get in touch about your project, the better - keep in mind that my technique - pen - is indeed a very slow one.
With that being said, I’ll accept projects that tickle something in my brain.
If I don’t feel a spark, I simply cannot draw.
I do not take on personal commissions - pet portraits/private gifts - for a number of reasons.
Unless I have a very bad crush on you, then I'll draw you whatever. Try your luck.
CAN I GET A TATTOO OUT OF YOUR DRAWINGS?
I'm SO honored that you want to get a tattoo of one of my weirdos *doing little jumps and swirls.
Good news, YOU CAN!
I'd love just one thing in return: BUY SOMETHING!
Show your unconditional love to these misfits and bring them home! (I'm serious, bills keep coming back omg is it normal?).
I also have a “Tattoo-designs” section in my shop, snoop in my collections.
You can find some small designs I did as tattoo ideas; buying that permission will grant you a high-res file of the design you choose.
And my soul.
If you can’t find the design you’d like, the “BUY SOMETHING” is the way to go.
Due to art theft in the past, I don't share high-res files of my regular artwork, but if you look through my Instagram or website, you’ll easily find an image crisp enough for your tattoo artist to work with.
Oh and remember to give credit and keep the design recognizable.
Also, would you mind sharing your tats once they're done and tag me? Seeing that could really make my day. Or week.
How long will it take you to ship weirdos after I place an order?
Usually up to two weeks.
Sometimes a few days more.
I know, it’s a bit long, but doesn't anticipation make it all the sweeter?
The prints are all pre-orders and original pieces always want export permits to travel out of Italy – for which I depend on one kind soul who always wants to help me, but is often trapped in a ruthless bureaucracy machine.
There’s a very long chain of tasks to get these things done that you don’t see.
As a solo, slow-and-thorough business, every ounce of patience is very much appreciated.
How do you ship said orders, uh?
Prints are shipped in sturdy, stubborn tubes that get the job done.
Original, unframed pieces are shipped flat with at least one piece of wooden board or wood pulp board. Unbendable – or at least, as close to indestructible as it gets.
Original, framed pieces?
I wrap them as if they're heading into a demolition derby. It’s basically a bulletproof vault made of layers upon layers of protection. The courier might try their worst, but my packaging is built like a tank. It’ll take you a significant amount of time to get them out of there.
Sorry not sorry. Weirdos’ safety first.
Whatever you receive, RECYCLE THEM RIGHT, pretty please.
That’s a cute command, not a begging request.
What paper/pen do you use?
For black&white drawings I only use Bic ballpoint pens. The thinnest one, point is 1mm.
For the colored ones, it’s a huge mix. Each brand is good, when I find colored pens I buy them, often the same red has different shades for each brand.
Even those big, chunky pens with like 10+ colors are interesting. You never know. They're actually my favorite.
Yellow is the hardest color to find, few of them are good yellows.
As for the paper, I’m currently stuck with Canson Ca’ Grain – 265g – satin.
I bought a gigantic roll of it so, guess I’m gonna use it for a while.
None of these brands paid me to say good things about them. I wish they did tho. Paper is expensive.
How many hours and Bic pens do you use per piece?
Hours? MANY.
Bic pens? Less than you think.
One goes a scary long way.
I work with very different sizes, so it really depends by that.
Let’s say that it takes me 30/40 hours to do a 12”x16” piece and 1-2 pens depending on how dark the drawing is. Same size, but the drawing is a subject on white background, I can do 3 or 4 with one pen, maybe more.
For bigger pieces, like 20”x24”, it can take 70-100+ hours and 3-4 Bic pens, give or take.
And no, that does not include the hours spent staring at the pieces between sessions.
Why did you choose a Bic pen as a tool?
I wonder that too.
I do not see myself as a patient person, but I think I’m learning to be through this painfully slow tool.
It might have been the simplicity of starting drawing – like you don’t have to do anything, just find a pen and a piece of paper.
And the control it gives you got me stuck with it maybe?
I have so many layers of time before getting to what I consider a final result, so. Much time to change direction I guess.
At the same time tho, you cannot erase, that’s a bit contradictory, right?
Yeah, as I said, still wondering about my life choices.
Do you use references?
Absolutely, I do.
Drawing without references (if you’re pursuing any form of realism) is something that comes after years and years of practice (less if you’re born gifted I guess). As of now, I’m able to maybe draw teeth without reference, because I drew A LOT of them. As always, practice is the key.
Sometimes I challenge myself to look at a reference before drawing and then I try to draw it without looking at it again (yes, while swearing as duck of course).
It’s frustrating but I feel like it keeps my brain on its toes. Maybe I’ll learn faster.
Or maybe that'll give me a heart-attack.
Can you draw with those long nails?
Come on, do you really think I’d do them if I couldn’t draw?